On Wed, 1 Mar 2006 10:07:41 +1100, with neither quill nor qualm, "Tom
Miller" quickly quoth:


"Allah has written that you should be put to
death for this abomination!
But instead, Allah in his merciful wisdom, has
decreed that you should be wed to this goat
instead"

I'm sure it was a lovely ceremony

But the bride didn't wear white?

Did, too, and she ate every scrap when they were done.


-- Friends Don't Let Friends Eat Turkey and Drive --