On 17 Feb 2006, Doug Miller spake unto rec.woodworking:

Osama only targets his enemies.

What part of "hunting accident" do you have difficulty understanding?

What part of "sense of humor" do you entirely lack?

We all know it was an accident.

And just as Chappaquiddick will always associated with big Teddy's name,
this little incident will follow Dead-Eye Dick to the end of his days. And
so will the jokes.