The Dave Balderstone entity posted thusly:

We've got arctic air moving south bringing a windchill temp of -43C.
(Actual is -31C).

SOMEBODY south of me sucks big time.

Well, I'm south, but it's the same here.

Worst part was that I was forking hay over the fence for the horses,
and was doing it right into the north wind. My face hurt.
A lot.