Kirk..Ive spent a live time avoiding Bad Things.
Car accidents, food poisoning, redheaded women

Hey, my wife is a redhead, and for that reason, every time I see a redhead,
my heart leaps. I get home and say "Sweetie, I saw another redhead today.
She was darned beautiful..." This is our code for something along the lines
of 'let's put the kids to bed early this evening...' What a gal.