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Default A Few Defective Motors have Ruined Our Youth

Last night they had the Beasty Boys on tv. How they can call that
crap "music" is beyond me. And to think the kids spend good money on
that garbage !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I finally figured it out. The entire problem with todays youth is
because they do not know how to use a record player (turntable).
Apparently this was originally caused by a turntable with a defective
motor. Whoever used that turntable apparently got the idea that you
are supposed to spin the thing with their hands, and that was passed
on to other youth who never even noticed the electrical cords on their
record players, and just did the same thing. Because of this, an
entire generation was ruined. They are the "Lost Youth". They dont
know what music is supposed to sound like, and never learned to sing
either. Instead they play records with their hands and because there
is no music coming out of the speakers they decided they are supposed
to make obscene gestures and use filthy language to fill in the lack
of song. This is so very sad.

Why are our schools not teaching these kids how to properly play a
record on a turntable. Starting the classes by showing them how to
plug a record player into an electrical outlet, and how to find the
hole in the middle of the record and get it on a spindle. Our schools
are to blame for this degradation of our youth. They have become far
too high-tech and place far too much emphasis on computers, rather
than teaching these kids the basics in life, such as how to plug in
and use a record player in a proper manner. Who knows, they could
even teach these kids that they dont have to do anything except listen
to records, and let the electrical current spin the disk.