Then I would have to break in the new model, and she would want to infringe
on my woodworking by getting all lovey dovey. And then theres the credit
cards They would be maxed out with makeup and parfumes and frilly
underthingys. Nah, I'll just stick with the well worn in easy going nag that
I already have!

Just kidding honey you know I love you! (in case she reads this while I'm
in the shop)

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