On Sat, 20 Sep 2003 13:40:53 -0700, mikee wrote:

There are a few more ad-hoc additions on the above thread.

Mike Eberlein


Thanks!

Id not seen this one before G

Just a small riff on the same idea:

EU Rules for Fighting

1. Go to UN, placate dictators and thugs.

2. Send in Jimmy Carter, promise aid packages to dictators and thugs.

3. Sell equipment to make WMD to dictators and thugs.

4. Pay blackmail and extortion fees to dictators and thugs with WMD

5. Act surprised and shocked when WMD is exploded in your territory

6. Promise to work with Americans to find thugs and dictators who
exploded WMD on your territory.

7. Allow open immigration policy from countries that host thugs with
WMD.

8. Insist that immigrants do not assimilate into your culture.

9. Fund research committees to discover why immigrants hate you so
much.

10. Drink coffee, sit in sidewalk cafes. Decry Mcdonalds culture while
standing in long line for burger, frys and shake.

11. Take 8 weeks of vacation while EU economists sit mystified at EU
'lack of productivity'.

12. Consider getting a job, then reconsider.

13. Consider starting your own company, then reconsider.

14. Go on Strike, drink coffee, sit in sidewalk cafes, wonder where
all the US tourists went.

15. Decry Disneyifcation, while planning family vacation to EPCOT.

16. Decry American militarism in public, work with US special forces
in secret.

17. Complain about US troops on soil, cry bitterly when they leave.

18. Wonder out loud "why cant the US be more like us"

19. Wonder in private "why cant we be more like the US"

20. Wonder how you can get a green card to go to the US.

21. Wonder what happened to your currency and your countries
sovreignty.

22. Fly Grandma to US for hip surgery( not allowed for patients over
55 in most EU countries) Make friends, take phone numbers, remember
who has the biggest sofas for later plan to move to US.

23. Drink Coffee, Sit in sidewalk cafes , wonder aloud "what use is a
Winnebago, recreational vehicle, Quad-runner, wave-runner, off road
vehicle, or SUV "?

24. At end of day, soak your sorrows in the pub and wonder where it
all went wrong, while watching Americans take action on CNN.


Posted by: frank martin on January 21, 2003 03:18 PM


"Anyone who cannot cope with firearms is not fully human. At best he
is a tolerable subhuman who has learned to wear shoes, bathe and not
make messes in the house."
With appologies to RAH..