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"The3rd Earl Of Derby" wrote in message
. uk...
phoned the local hire place.

I said, can I have skip outside such'n'such a street.
He said whats stopping you.

Funny bugger.

--
Sir Benjamin Middlethwaite



An imposter!

Hang on, as we are now on the 19th Earl of Derby, how can you be the 3rd
Earl Of Derby?

snip OT re skip

Edward Stanley died at Lathom House, and his titles and estates were passed
on to his eldest son, Henry Stanley.

Aha, foiled your fiendish attempt at nobility!


Don't you mean nobbled?
--
Peter

Ying tong iddle-i po!