Interesting how these things evolve. This whole thread really belongs in
AFU. The standard version of the story is that the guy driving the cement
mixer decides to show up unannounced at home for lunch. As he approaches the
house, he sees a new convertible pull up to the house and the guy driving it
goes inside. So our friend dumps his load of cement all over the car and
then, after he cools off a bit, he goes back to the cement factory and
confesses to his boss about what he did. His boss is sympathetic and doesn't
dock his wages for the load of cement. When he finally gets home, he finds
that his wife bought him a convertible for his birthday and the salesman was
dropping it off at his house.

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How about this nasty

This lady was having a affair and her hubby found out. he drove a
concrete truck. when he would leave for work, the other guy came over.
well the other man bought a brand new caddy.

so the concrete driver broke the window and filled it with cement.

tires and everything went flat from the weight, had heck of a time
moving it. caddy owner was cheatying on his wife, and a small town
mayor so he couldnt make a insurance claim. he was out the bucks for a
one week old cadillac.