How about this nasty

This lady was having a affair and her hubby found out. he drove a
concrete truck. when he would leave for work, the other guy came over.
well the other man bought a brand new caddy.

so the concrete driver broke the window and filled it with cement.

tires and everything went flat from the weight, had heck of a time
moving it. caddy owner was cheatying on his wife, and a small town
mayor so he couldnt make a insurance claim. he was out the bucks for a
one week old cadillac.