Attention Blind Persons

Are you completely blind, and constantly misplacing your eye glasses?
Well, those days are gone. Welcome to glassesfinder, and Thank you
for taking the time to read this important announcement!
We at GlassesFinder have developed an electronic locator to
help you find your eye glasses. Simply push the button on your
finder, and your eye glasses light up, thus making it easy to find
them anywhere. No more fumbling around in the dark. Never lose your
eye glasses again.....

ONLY $299.99 plus shipping and handling and taxes if required
in your state.

Each GlassesFinder comes complete with a detailed 56 page instruction
manual, and an 800 number if you need further help. Requires 4 AA
batteries not included.

OPTIONAL:
Security lock, prevents children and other unauthorized persons from
turing your glasses on. ONLY $99.99

COMING SOON:
DogFinder - Electronic Locator for your Seeing Eye Dog.
Makes the dog light up. Available in your choice of three different
colored lights. Also available "Pony Finder" for those people who are
now using miniature guide ponies instead of dogs.

www.glassesfinder.com