Mike Berger wrote:
These days, calling the local high school and asking them to send
some strong boys around is liable to get you in trouble.

If you're going to pay someone to do it in the first place, then
hire a local moving company, which will probably do it for their
one-hour minimum charge. If they drop it and break something,
they're bonded.


Call the local fire station. Off-duty firemen will do it for a
reasonable price