"Owain" wrote in message
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Ophelia wrote:
I've spent several months there - I'd advise having one leg
shortened
before going as it makes leaning into the wind much easier.
Ah, but if one happens to be short and hairy one then runs the risk
of being mistaken for a haggis and being shot.
Depends which way you are running around the mountain

Since when have haggis-hunters been sufficient gentlemen to not shoot
in the back?

Well Owain.. I don't actually know any haggis-hunters.. I thought you
might know Don't they do much of that over by the Thistle Centre?