The Natural Philosopher wrote:
No even I will not sing the praises of coal fired Agas. Better than nothing
in the days when central heating was a rarity, but a last resort only these
days.


"Perhaps you're a crap cook, who has barely learnt to boil an egg on a
gas hob, who will never get to use its full potential as you haven't
bothered to learn how these highly practical and versatile things really
work. They can be left on all year round, consuming 1/2 a bucket of coal
a day and you don't need another cooker at all unless you can't handle
the coal or don't make the Holy Ritual of the Riddle every day. Oh, they
make fabulous toast to die for, so yah boo sucks to you!"

*ROFLM effing AO*