"Owain" wrote in message
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Peter Parry wrote:
Ah, I didn't realise you had moved to Stornoway.
No, although I sometimes think that it would be nice.
I've spent several months there - I'd advise having one leg shortened
before going as it makes leaning into the wind much easier.

Ah, but if one happens to be short and hairy one then runs the risk of
being mistaken for a haggis and being shot.

Depends which way you are running around the mountain