In article , W Canaday
wrote:

I was working late at night when a hand slit the screen window in my home
office and reached in looking for the latch.

My kids were in one bedroom and my wife in the other. You bet your bippy I
dialed 911 ... then reached for my baseball bat to wait for the guy
to stick his head through the window.

A better solution is to dial 911 while filling your hand with 1911.

Kevin