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"For several months, our nurses have been baffled to find a dead patient in
the same bed every Friday morning," a spokeswoman for the Pelonomi Hospital
(Free State, South Africa) told reporters. "There was no apparent cause for
any of the deaths, and extensive checks on the air conditioning system, and
a search for possible bacterial infection, failed to reveal any clues."

"However, further inquiries have now revealed the cause of these deaths. It
seems that every Friday morning a cleaner would enter the ward, remove the
plug that powered the patient's life support system, plug her floor polisher
into the vacant socket, then go about her business. When she had finished
her chores, she would plug the life support machine back in and leave,
unaware that the patient was now dead. She could not, after all, hear the
screams and eventual death rattle over the whirring of her polisher."

"We are sorry, and have sent a strong letter to the cleaner in question.
"Bill Kearney" wrote in message
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They would sharpen knives, scissors and stuff like that.
Today a $10.00 tool does it.

Not well.

These days any idiot can install a lockset.

What, just installed yourself a lockset? That it proves you, as the
idiot,
can install one doesn't make you a locksmith, let alone make them
obsolete.