We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
drugs began to take hold. I remember Andy Dingley
saying something like:

If they'd been cooked in the microwave they'd all be blisteringly hot
and remove the lining from the mouth, so it's a daft question.

3/4 power (800 watt oven) and exactly 3 minutes. I do this every
morning.

I only m/w porridge now, can't be arsed with the faffing about of
boiling things in pots.

Dollop of preserved cranberries in the bottom before the oats, and don't
skimp on the milk.

Yumm.

No salt.

Heathen!
--

Dave