On Mon, 9 Jan 2006 13:11:29 -0500, "Apropos"
wrote:

LOL -

Seems no one here has any better ideas than I how to do this...




It's just that nobody cares.

Find a concrete sidewalk.
Take the back off the flashlight.
Take the front off the flashlight.
Remove the bulb.
Slam the butt of the flashlight against
the sidewalk until the batteries come out.

(Like a pile-driver, not like a bat)