"Larry Jaques" wrote in message
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On Mon, 2 Jan 2006 14:37:11 -0500, with neither quill nor qualm, "Ed
Huntress" quickly quoth:
"zadoc" wrote in message
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However, almost everyone has a microwave today, so I see little if any
justification for serving coffee at a temperature likely to cause
injury.
Had I been on the jury, they definitely would have been held liable.
You betcha!
Had I been on the jury, I would have recommended that Stella be arrested
for
reckless driving, endangering other drivers because most sentient people
know: 1) coffee is usually hot; 2) hot coffee can make you react
physically
and unpredictably when it's spilled on you; 3) drivers often have to
brake
or turn quickly to avoid an accident; and 4) braking or turning quickly
can
make that coffee you are ridiculously, and irresponsibly, holding between
your legs, spill.
I probably would have let her off with a fine and some points on her
driving
record.
Goodonya, Ed, perhaps adding a recommendation for voluntary
sterilization of her offspring, in case those genes got passed
down?
They should be watched by the NSA for sociopathic behavior. g
--
Ed Huntress