I had a girl friend who I watched lighting candles for a make up dinner
she had made for me. She was wearing one of those sweaters. I was a
split second late in warning her and she went up like she'd been doused
with charcoal lighter fluid. I doused the flames in the next second
with the blanket I was sitting on.
In the emergency room I realised she LOVED the attention she was
getting. I declined all future invitations.