In article 1yhof.198$wg4.192@edtnps84,
"Laurie Forbes" wrote:

Now, this group is (sadly) prone to off topics but this takes the cake

Laurie Forbes


Oh, I don't know. I can do some fairly neat things with a forge, hammer,
and anvil; braiding, pattern welding, etc, and a friend of mine made
metal "textiles" in one of his jewelry courses.

Might be hard to hold the crochet hook doing it with hot steel though.

Let's see: Two single crochet, one double, another two single....OUCH!

Knitting maybe? There are machines that do that. Sorta.