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Mark & Juanita
 
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Default Christmas Present Arrived Today...

On Wed, 14 Dec 2005 18:18:16 -0800, Larry Jaques
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On 14 Dec 2005 08:09:41 -0800, with neither quill nor qualm,
quickly quoth:

Good choice. I have a sander so I told the kids I wanted Claudia
Schiffer carrying an X-Box.


I was really happy to see her on the Canuckistani $20 bill.

Gee, nice fantasy. If I had my druthers, I'd get a new PC (4GHz+)
with a full-wall video system delivered by Ashley Judd, whom I fell
totally in love/lust with years ago while watching "Ruby in Paradise".
[Diane Lane (the younger) and Sandra Bullock are runners up for the
delivery and "service".]


Sure you could afford the legal expenses to keep Ms Judd out of jail? If
she were the delivery person, you'd have no idea whether or not she was the
only hot merchandise coming into your home. ;-)




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