"Dave" wrote in message
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Andy Hall wrote:

On Mon, 12 Dec 2005 16:35:44 -0000, "Doctor Drivel"
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"David" wrote in message
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Bertie, I am not a Jocko in any way.

With a name like Burns???

Bertie, I am a better poet than Robert Burns. My brilliant poetry makes
you think I am him.

I'd have said more like Andrew Motion. Your literary skills
certainly match his family name...

Andy, now ask if he heard a whooshing sound ;-)

Is that the best you can do? Appalling.