"Dave Plowman (News)" through a haze of senile
flatulence wrote in message ...
In article ews.net,
Doctor Drivel wrote:

Richard Cranium, Lord Hall, etc, are after everyone to join their
uk.d-i-y Lunatic Association. I want nothing to do with this

Well, being the founder member - and *sole* member for that matter

You are not. Richard Cranium founded it.
How are your yellow CAT boots?

Hows your fuel pump driven speedo?

A graphical display of the psyche of the uk.d-i-y Lunatic Association by its
founder.

** snip senility **