On 1 Dec 2005 04:15:36 -0800, Phil wrote:

Two builders (Phil and Eric) are seated either side of a table in a
rough pub when a well-dressed man enters, orders a beer and sits on a
stool at the bar.

snip

Phil: - Yep! He's a logical scientist!
Eric: - What's that then?
Phil: - I'll try and explain. Do you have a goldfish?
Eric: - Nope.
Phil: - Well then, you're a w@nker

Now that made me laugh out loud....


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