John‰]

wrote:
When I go to Lowes there are five cute cashiers waiting to check me out
and it only takes a minute.

Guess where I go 99% of the time?

Where you can live out your sexual fantasies without making your wife
mad?

Near my house are a Lowe's and a Home Depot, and I've given up on the
Lowe's because they make way too many pricing errors, their employees
know NOTHING about their products, and the store manager, "Scott" Jones
(don't call him by his real name, Jim Jones, the same as the suicide
cult leader), is an idiot and lying *******. He's so bad that he
should be working at Best Buy.