In article , alexy
wrote:

In light of your failure to elect a competent President of the USA
and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation
of your independence, effective immediately. Her Sovereign Majesty
Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties over all states,
commonwealths, and territories (excepting Kansas, which she does not
fancy).

And The U.S. will pay just as much attention to the monarch as do
Australian, Canada, Northern Ireland, Scotland, Wales, and most of
England. To wit: not much. :-)

Kevin