I sympathize with your distress, but I can't get over the $250 collector
edition birdbath. Does it have Elvis' face in the bottom? You leave
it out in winter?

Why didn't you move it? Neither the roofer nor the neighbor had the
right to come onto your property, it seems. Don't know how shingles
could chip a resin birdbath, but anything is possible. Any chance it
could have already been chipped and this is all for naught? Lawn mower
nicked it?