"raden" wrote in message
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So what are these superior qualifications
you possess, do tell, I'm all ears

...Maxie is made of only ears
...he listened out for years and years
...he listened hard, he listened soft
...he listened in the kitchen and then the loft
...he listened to the wireless and then radiogram
...he listened to the TV and thought it a sham

...bring back the wireless Maxie does shout
...Workers Playtime, the best without a doubt
...all this seeing he does not like
...the TV, the playstation, they can take a hike

...with ears so large Maxie uses them well
...his source of trouble that takes him into a police cell
...he listens to neighbours on the sly
...he knows what they do, and when and why

...listening Toms the plod police them well
...they felt Maxie's ears and threw him into the cell