Communists! All of you! You all hate america! You kids get the hell
outta my yard! I'm callin the cops, right now!

I mean, it, I'm dialing RIGHT NOW! See? Here I am, dialing. Now you're
gonna get it, you commie agitators. You and your plus-size moderations.
In MY day we didn't have any moderation, and we all got mad and every
discussion turned into chaos and we LIKED it. What's wrong with you
kids today.