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Larry Jaques
 
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Default The end of civilization as we know it?

On 14 Nov 2005 21:04:30 -0800, with neither quill nor qualm, "Ken"
quickly quoth:

Is it due to global warming?
Have the earth's magnetic poles reversed?
Is it the end of civilization as we know it?

What am I talking about?
The new issue of Wood magazine and it's article on the hot new tools
for 2005.

Not one, but two, count 'em, two of its picks are Sears Craftsmen tools

Has Sears changed?
Are the editors at Wood eating strange mushrooms?

And finally the big questions:
Will we ever learn? Is there anyone left on the wreck who will
sacrifice all and admit they bought a new Craftsmen tool, knowing they
will beaten into the ground by the anti Sears lobby?


Hey, things like this got "popular": the Shrub, Yugo, Pet Rock, Tickle
Me Elmo, Chebby Geo, RAP, Disco, singing Bass, velvet Elvis painting,
dog poker painting, Ronco hair paint, etc.

Why is a Crapsman tool hitting a Best-of list so hard to imagine?
g

All I can say is: SPSB.

(Yes, that stands for "Stupid People Shouldn't Breed!")

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