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Default 20 ways to loose money on your house...

In article , Simon
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List, in order, I'm sure you can guess which way up !

Not dealing with structural disasters
Bad extensions
Smoking (including smells and dirt)
Swimming Pools
Bad taste exteriors
Artex
UPVC (especially in period properties)
Animals
Bad DIY
Avocado bathroom suites
Nightmare neighbours
Bad layout
Pine
Gigantic sofas, oversized furniture and clutter
Overgrown gardens
Fake features
Dizzy decor
Cheap laminate flooring
Themed rooms
Carpet in the bathroom


Don't forget:

Wearing too much makeup
Dying your hair from mouse to fair highlights
Shouting at the camera
Showing waaaay too much flesh
Liberal sprinkling of camp innuendo
etc . . . . . .

Oh sorry that's a list from how to succeed in low budget television, their
next series . . . .
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fred