But if no one among us is capable of governing himself, then who
among us has the capacity to govern someone else?

Why, the Democrats, of course. They've not been happy since the radical
Republicans took their slaves away, and have worked ever since to
restore slavery. They're succeeding too, through the socialist
entitlement programs that breed dependancy on the socialist elitists,
in enslaving a large portion of our population.

Tillman