"J T" wrote in message

Uh, you're forgetting something. This is a female gift giver. I
know I'd be pretty damn disappointed if the most exciting idea she could
come up with is taping a gift card to a chunk of railroad track. On the
other hand, I just be a lot younger than you. LMAO

Now wait a minute. YOU were the one that told her to get a gift certificate
for tools instead of tools themselves. In MY fantasy, the gift certificate
wouldn't have been for woodworking tools.