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George
 
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"Charlie Self" wrote in message
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Today, every other driver seems to have a cell phone upside his or her
haid. One little momma driving a big momma (refrigerator white Yukon)
almost got me yesterday, chatting on the phone, 2-1/2' into my lane on
a blind curve on a narrow road, and managed to give me the finger when
I blew my horn.

Gotta love 'em. I hear NY has done one thing right: made yakking on
cells illegal while driving. I hope it's true, and that VA follows suit
very soon.


They make 'em with speakers now, and jacks for mikes. Can't figure out why
anyone would have to give a hand to the phone just to converse. Rousted my
daughter out to go shopping yesterday without taking the thing out of my
breast pocket.

Day after they ban cell phones, it's gotta be the turn of fast food.