Goedjn wrote:
Many people consider water features to be a GOOD thing.
Pick a spot at or below the point where the water is
arriving, and put in a pond, letting your subsurface
water drain into that, and then off to wherever you
can dump it. You may have to lay a fair amount
of drain tile. HELP the water, don't fight it.

I was going to say bottle it up and sell it. People will happily pay
more per gallon for "spring" water than for gas.