Believe the Irish have a tradition of pouring scotch over the grave
and one asked "Do yee mind if I process it first?". Sounded
reasonable to me.

On 9 Nov 2005 16:44:07 -0800, "Charlie Self"
wrote:

I figure cremation, because my other choice--roll me in the ditch and
toss an apple core on my belly button--is probably not legal.