Larry Jaques said:

On Mon, 07 Nov 2005 23:48:17 -0500, with neither quill nor qualm, Greg
quickly quoth:

And right above it is an ad for:
"Knobs and Knockers"

Darned Brit's, think they can get away with selling anything...

Those who don't go tits-up, Greg.

You know what they say about people who live in glass houses...
I've seen some pretty lame crap on TV right here.

I know that cold winters sure make a heated seat sound like a peachy
idea. If I could figure out how to get an electrically heated seat
through the UL listing process, I'd market one myself.

You'd be surprised how quickly the vinyl on a padded seat warms up.
I've been using them for decades now and am always shocked from the
cold when using a non-padded seat elsewhere. Distributed cost is $5
per year and it's WELL worth it.

I've got a nice padded one, but it's still darned cold at first.
Shock factor and all... Plus, my arse is a wuss.

But you know how embarrassed the guy with the toilet seat glued to his
arse felt? Imagine being found electrocuted on the floor, pants
around your ankles, with a copy of FWW lying next to you opened to the
Readers Gallery.

Can you imagine how someone could miss a trail of glue on the seat?
It means:

A- He didn't use a paper seat cover.
B- He didn't use TP as a cover.
C- He didn't wipe off the filthy seat before sitting on it.
and
D- He didn't even LOOK at the seat before sitting down.

I don't disagree. It was SO stupid, I was researching it before I
posted the story. Dave beat me to it... I guess this means they'll
be installing video cameras in the head now.

IMHO, the guy deserves a herd of crabs to go with his glue.
Methinks it was a setup, though, and he probably had a lawyer
lined up before he even visited the store.

LOL
Do crabs come in herds?
A Gaggle? Litter? Flock? Bevy? Buttload?

I vote for the latter.

"Hey Dave, Got another of them furniture perverts over here..."

That's "prevert" to you, bubba.

g Would that be the one who proclaimed:

"When truth is no longer free, freedom is no longer real:
The truths of the police are the truths of today."

Didn't know he had a son...


Greg G.