Greg G. wrote:
J T said:

http://www.diytools.co.uk/diy/Main/P...ProductID=7144

Just scroll down about half a page, and you'll see it. I'm not
really sure if it's inspiring, or distressing.

Hmmm

JOAT, I'm not sure what your pointing at here...
Let's see, George Cross toilet seat, the Funwaves Toilet Seat in
Aquarium Blue, or the Union Jack Toilet Seat.

Ad copy proclaims, "Be the envy of your friends. Tough MDF toilet seat
that will brighten any bathroom and show your colours!"

If my friends are impressed by this, I need new friends...

None of these are a heated, padded, yellow toilet seat with a magazine
rack and hemorrhoid pads, however.

And right above it is an ad for:
"Knobs and Knockers"

Darned Brit's, think they can get away with selling anything...

Almost like the U.S. company selling a toilet fright. The photo showed
some kind of fanged monster...lift the lid and it pops up at you. The
ad copy writer thought it was hilarious. I thought it was silly. I have
no idea what might happen to some jittery guy, halfway around the world
on Old Milwaukee, who lifted the seat and had that thing jump out at
him, especially if the john light was dim.