"Greg G." wrote in message
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Owen Lawrence said:

Now I will go play with my son and figure out what type of lathe to
replace my dead one with.

I honestly don't think a lathe could ever replace your dead son, but
that's
just me. Sorry for your loss.

- Owen -

You're going to feel _really_ bad if you find out that he HAS one...


Yeah, I thought about that, but I took that chance. I wrote a whole bunch
of stuff, disclaimers, explanations, blah blah blah, but opted instead for
simplicity. If I'm going to suck humour out of someone's ambiguities, I
might as well leave some of my own for someone else to fiddle with.

I can't believe anyone thought I was serious!

- Owen -