Mr. Moose said:

On Sun, 06 Nov 2005 00:16:59 GMT, "George E. Cawthon"
wrote:

You guys are sick. Now replacing a dead
mother-in-law with a lathe makes sense because
she'll be turning in her grave anyway.

For variable speed, do things that aggravate her more or less than
usual.

Each beer you drink adds 200 rpm, each church service you go to lowers
the speed 400 rpm.


And an extra-marital affair, I assume, is used for buffing?



Greg G.