On Sun, 06 Nov 2005 00:16:59 GMT, "George E. Cawthon"
wrote:

Dave Balderstone wrote:
In article , Mr. Moose
wrote:


Now I will go play with my son and figure out what type of lathe to
replace my dead one with.


You're replacing a dead son with a lathe? He'll be turning in his grave!


You guys are sick. Now replacing a dead
mother-in-law with a lathe makes sense because
she'll be turning in her grave anyway.

For variable speed, do things that aggravate her more or less than
usual.

Each beer you drink adds 200 rpm, each church service you go to lowers
the speed 400 rpm.

Mark