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Tom Wait
 
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"DE" wrote

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It was just like him, never wanting to waste any time,
getting two things done at once

DE


With multitasking in mind; before building, think about the placement of
the structure.
Ladies use the facilities much more than men. With that in mind don't build
so far from the house that the better half cusses you out every time she has
to go. Of coursyou'll be sure it's downwind with the local prevailing winds
in mind. Also make sure the lady has to pass the wood pile on the way back
from the privy. Then she will save trips to the wood pile. (multi tasking).
Also with the wind in mind orient the shack so the prevailing breeze will
waft in to clear the air with just your toe holding the door open a crack,
but so that prvacy can be maintained from the house or the rest of the yard.

This is a lot to think about, with a lot of factors to consider. Some things
may seem to rule others out, but with careful thought and good planning a
suitable solution can be found. To work it out grab a lawn chair and sit in
various locations in the area for a spell thinking about what I've written.
Taking a 12 pack or pint or 750 ml. of your favorite beverage and a sandwich
or two will make the planning session easier. As in most real estate deals
location is everything. Once you build it and use it for a while, you won't
want to move it.
Tom



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