John Rumm wrote in message ...
G&M wrote:

I forget the others. B-)


Ivor Biggun

Mike Hunt


A friend went to another friend's company and managed to use a fake
Scandinavian accent to introduce himself.
The dotty receptionist must've had a hard day because she didn't spot the
joke so she phoned through to her boss and said "There's a Hugh Jars in
reception for you"!

Mungo

P.S. Before you know it we'll regurgitate other classics like the wedding
announcement between someone from Africa and someone from Scotland which
was printed in a local paper. The surnames of the allegedly hitched parties
were "Mbosa" and "Ritchie" :-)