"Kim" wrote in message
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No, I live at RTP, NC. As a matter of fact, it is kind of dry this year.


uhoh...you live close to the Jonesboro Fault - a triassic-age dip-slip fault
that is probably getting ready to bust loose any day now...what with the
weird rain patterns this year...you know...long periods of drought followed
by a day of intense rain. These triassic clays really swell and shrink from
this type of climate change. What you need to do is get some teak or
mahogany shims (only tropical wood will do) and jam then under the east and
south corners of the house. Then go smoke some weed and ferget about it.
Or call George W Bush - he's a genius...just trust him!