1. Gas boiler, not counting anything really bizarre with local utility
rates.

2. There's something better about food cooked over fire. Keeping the
woman happy is likely more important.

3. People I've known with gas dryers love them. Over/under
washer-dryers are nice, but what about when 1/2 breaks beyond repair?

4. Perhaps you've found a renewable form of energy. You drink beer
and produce methane. Wife shocks you with cattle prod. Ouch. Drink
more beer, shock, repeat. Harness the escaping methane to power a
generator.

-rev