Leo Lichtman wrote:
"Gerald Miller" wrote: clip)"Take the saran wrap back to the kitchen and put
all your faith in the Pill" (clip)
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
A guy walked into the coffee group the other morning and said, "I heard that
high school kids are using Saranwap in lieu of condoms. I wonder why...easy
to come by, I suppose."



The "by" part sounds like eggsackly what you *don't* want to have
happen, which leads me believe that there'll be lots more "love
children" running around thanks to those who depend on Saran wrap.

Or, to put it in lymeric form:


There was a young man of Cape Horn,
Who wished that he'd never been born.
And he wouldn't have been,
If his father had seen,
The Saran wrap he'd used was all torn.

Jeff

--
Jeffry Wisnia

(W1BSV + Brass Rat '57 EE)

"Truth exists; only falsehood has to be invented."