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Bush and Cheney at Breakfast
One morning Dick Cheney and George W. Bush were having brunch at a
restaurant. The attractive waitress asks Cheney what he would like and he replies, "I'll have a bowl of oatmeal and some fruit." "And what can I get for you, sir?" she asks George W. He replies, "How about a quickie?" "Why, Mr. President," the waitress says, "How rude. You're starting to act like Mr. Clinton and you haven't even been in office for second term yet!" As the waitress storms away, Cheney leans over to Bush and whispers, "It's pronounced 'quiche.'" |
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