A tuesday joke
 

Ole and Sven, were holidaying on the beach in Australia while on
vacation, and Sven couldn't seem to make it with any of the girls. So
he asked the local lifeguard for some advice.

"Mate, it's obvious," says the lifeguard, "you're wearing them old baggy
Minnesota style swimming trunks that make ya look like an old geezer.

They're years outta style. Your best bet is to grab yourself a pair of
Speedos - about two sizes too small - and drop a fist-sized potato down
inside 'em. I'm tellin' ya man...you'll have all the babes ya want!"

The following day, Sven hits the beach with his spanking new tight
Speedos, and his fist-sized potato . Everybody on the beach was
disgusted as he walked by, covering their faces, turning away, laughing,
looking sick!

So Ole went back to the lifeguard again and asked him, "Vat's wrong
now?" Sven still isn't picking up babes.

"JAHEESUS!" said the lifeguard, "Mate. The potato goes in front!"

"Wayne" wrote in message
...
Ole and Sven, were holidaying on the beach in Australia while on
---snip-------

So Ole went back to the lifeguard again and asked him, "Vat's wrong now?"
Sven still isn't picking up babes.

"JAHEESUS!" said the lifeguard, "Mate. The potato goes in front!"


Knock knock"
"Who's there?"
"Wayne."
"Wayne, who?"
"Wayne, wayne go away; come again another day."

On Tue, 25 Jan 2005 17:17:58 GMT, "Lawrence L'Hote"
wrote:

Knock knock"
"Who's there?"
"Wayne."
"Wayne, who?"
"Wayne, wayne go away; come again another day."

Better: ... DON'T come back another day.